Yo mama so fat we’re in her right now

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon

Yo mama so fat they use her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear for bungee jumping they hit the ground

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones

Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcom X jacket, helicopters try to land on her back

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out Boulevard