What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? The Kansas City Chiefs

What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common? They both can make 70,000 people pray in a stadium

How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard? Put up goal posts

Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado? To Arrowhead--they never get a touchdown there

What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring? A thief

Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Chiefs play book was stolen? Because he hadn't finished coloring it

What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill? You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill

How many Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody knows

What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road